Hello all you lovely people – it’s fun times again. Exam results are out while many more are on the way. Lakhs of hopeful students and (hysterical) parents have their own dreams chalked out – IT, Doctor or Engineer.
Some helpful guy (or gal though I very much doubt it π ) came up with this life chart π
Life of an IT guy
1.Born
2.Study
3.Job
4.Shall I share my screen?
5.Are you able to see my screen?
6.Am I audible?
7.Correct me if I’m wrong
8.Sorry I was on mute
9.Ok… I am sending that email.
10.Did you receive my email?
11.Repeat until…12
12.Die
Doctor’s life goals:
1. Become a doctor
2. Marry a doctor
3. Have kids
4. Make them doctors
5. Get them married to a doctor
6. Die.
Engineer’s life goals:
1. Study engineering
2. Ask your siblings not to study engineering
3. Ask your friends not to study engineering
4. Tell everybody not to study engineering
5. Die watching everybody still choosing engineering.
At least they meet a common end! Do you agree or would you like to add your own perspective – please feel free! π
In a separate news:
Wonder what he was thinking! Hmm perhaps he wanted to save on labor and drive in to dump soil for the terrace garden π Or perhaps he (definitely he π has some connection with his lab…:
Hmm I would beg to differ. So many things do work but just not the way I want π
I wonder what his problem is! She should be the one tearing her hair out. For instance, there’s this couple:
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”
Go on, don’t feel shy, you can read it again and again until it makes sense π
Men do like to live dangerously don’t they? But I know some women like that as well – in fact I am constantly with one such woman π
For some more fun, hop over to Rekhaβs blog π
Hope you found something that you enjoyed β none of which are mine by the way. I received all of them as forwards/shares and am just keeping the fun going.
Have a super week and donβt forget to have some fun as well π
And do let me know your favorite β or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.
Of they go in tandem and in sync, not a 
Uneven strips of stone have been coaxed into a neat orderly pattern
Even Nature falls in line just to show you the way…
And allows herself to be ruthlessly trimmed into a shapely order.
Buildings are usually made to order – be they for elephants
Or their mahouts.
Bangles for the bride are always in order – packed or worn. Quite in contrast to her life that is thrown into disorder.
Go on, choose one π
Here diverse threads and colors have been coerced into order by our very own Svkuki
While here, an unruly bunch of multi-colored petals have been tricked to give an orderly appearance by none other than the wayward and absconding Mymind ;).
Stories and more 