Just 4 Fun # 67

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I could have pretended that this week didn’t happen, what say? ๐Ÿ˜‰ But the truth is I was busy

BodyShopping and body building ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€ And now post travel blues, megrims and migraines not to mention a pile of office and homework…

In other news, it is getting cold and apparently some people are suffering from brain freeze:

On a cold winter morning, a wife calls husband and says the car wont start and the dashboard shows the pic of a person sitting on a toilet seat. What should I do? Worried the husband asks the wife to send a pic of the dashboard which she dutifully does:

IMG-20171207-WA0002I guess she didn’t charge her neurons too well ๐Ÿ˜‰ Or she shouldn’t have gotten up in the morning

Sleep

And health (readers of Moonshine hope you understand!) But with maturity comes wisdom…

His hersWisdom on how to ensure perfect harmony and marital bliss at home ๐Ÿ˜€

By the way any Wodehouse fans? I came across this fabulous list and just had to share

Vintage Wodehouse

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”

“He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say ‘when’.”

“I always advise people never to give advice.”

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life’s gas-pipe with a lighted candle.”

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

โ€œIt was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A.B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column.
He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn’t.โ€

“And she has got brains enough for two, which is exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”

“When I see lovers’ names carved on trees, I don’t think it’s sweet. I only wonder how many people bring a knife on a date.”

“At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.”

Hilarious aren’t they? My favorite is A.B. Spottsworth (I think!) which one is yours?

Okay thatโ€™s it from me this week people โ€“ have a super week or what’s left of it anyway ๐Ÿ˜‰

Hope you found something that you enjoyed โ€“ none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet or received them as forwards and am just keeping the fun going.

And do let me know your favorite โ€“ or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

PS: Apologies to readers of Moonshine. I hope to be back on track from tomorrow (fingers-crossed).

 

Just 4 Fun # 66

First Monday of the last month of the year! Whew how swiftly the year has flown – thanks to all the fun stuff right ๐Ÿ˜‰

GM

Okay so let’s see what all can I do for a better today…

Cooking

Exactly! Well I guess not just me, many others would be heaving a sigh of relief ๐Ÿ˜€

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See what I mean? But then again

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Hmm that’s a bit of a friendly (even if unwanted) advice….

Image result for cooking jokes imagesย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  That’s how I cook ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Actually I think this when I look at the the mouth watering delicious photos of the finished product. But jokes apart

 

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Oh well I gotta go to the kitchen – a person’s got to eat right?

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Okay thatโ€™s it from me this week people โ€“ have a super week ๐Ÿ™‚

Hope you found something that you enjoyed โ€“ none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

And do let me know your favorite โ€“ or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

Just 4 Fun # 65

Hi! What’s up people? Do you have time for some fun? Well let’s go then! ๐Ÿ˜€

Stories

Gud! Shudder Anyway Good morning and more of the same

Bride

Well are you brave enough? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Grammer

Err umm…

Morons

๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ But let’s not over-react

Over react

Now for some jugaad stuff

Clock

Pretty cool huh?

Car India

It’s not really his fault – he is himself not sure which way he wants to go ๐Ÿ˜€ Besides he did communicate it – tough luck that you arent so good at telepathy ๐Ÿ˜‰

40

And 90 is the new 50 – no wonder math is hard! Anyway I am off to work off the excess flab

Top 50 Funniest Memes Collection #meme hilarious

True that…

eleMy favorite forward of the weekย  – question is does he want to play or sweep? ๐Ÿ˜€

Okay thatโ€™s it from me this week people โ€“ have a super week.

Hope you found something that you enjoyed โ€“ none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

And do let me know your favorite โ€“ or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

 

 

 

 

Just 4 Fun # 64

I am late for fun this week. Not my fault – I was all set but then this happened:-

Fly

Err well not exactly but I was very nearly stranded at the airport but for some good karma ๐Ÿ˜€

As you may have guessed I have been traveling and came across the most wonderful contraption

Book

Isn’t that cool? Actually I feel like this with my kindle reader – carry my entire library wherever I go. Dreams do come true! Anyway I am back and happy to report that the smog situation is much much better. Although you wouldnt think it to look at this couple

IMG-20171109-WA0004Is this an example of one man’s poison another man’s kiss? Because without the smog they wouldn’t have been able to snog so freely ๐Ÿ˜€

Minions | Jewels Art Creation

Hehehe ๐Ÿ˜€

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Hmmm

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Okay that’s it from me this week people – have a super week.

Hope you found something that you enjoyed โ€“ none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

And do let me know your favorite โ€“ or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

Call me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just 4 Fun # 63

SuprabhatSuprabhat or Good morning. I thought this was too beautiful not to share – what do you think?

The Missing Goat!?

It all started one lazy Sunday afternoon
in a small town near Toronto in Canada.

Two school-going friends had a crazy idea.

They rounded up three goats from the neighborhood and painted the numbers
1, 2 and 4 on their sides.

That night they let the goats loose
inside their school building.

The next morning,
when the authorities entered the school,
they could smell something was wrong.

They soon saw goat droppings
on the stairs and near the entrance
and realized that some goats had
entered the building.

A search was immediately launched
and very soon, the three goats were found.

But the authorities were worried,
where was goat No. 3?

They spent the rest of the day
looking for goat No.3.

The school declared classes off for the students for the rest of the day.

The teachers, helpers, guards,
canteen staffs, boys were all busy
looking for the goat No. 3,
which, of course, was never found.

Simply because
it did not exist.

Those among us who in spite of having
a good life are always feeling a
“lack of fulfillment”
are actually looking for the elusive,
missing, non-existent
Goat No.3.

Whatever the area of complaint or dissatisfaction, relationship,
job-satisfaction, finance, achievements, ……
An absence of something
is always larger thanย  the
presence of many other things.

Let’s Stop worrying about goat No.3
n enjoy the life…
Life would be so much happier
without the worries….๐Ÿ˜Š

Have a blessedย  Day….!!!

And don’t let the non existent imaginary goat number 3 waste your time and happiness.
Enjoy life with what you have.

๐Ÿ๐Ÿย ย  ?ย  ๐Ÿ

Govt

That reminds me of another one

Hell

And when there is traffic jam on the highway it probably looks like this:

Black

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Minion

That’s it from me this week – have a super week

Wine

Hope you found something that you enjoyedย โ€“ none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

And do let me know your favorite โ€“ or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

 

 

Just 4 Fun # 62

Gmorn

Isn’t that a beautiful painting? Couldn’t resist sharing. Good morning or good evening wherever you may be – welcome to another new week ๐Ÿ™‚

Bio

Strange isn’t it? How about some more multiplication and division ๐Ÿ˜‰

Copy Paste

Cute aren’t they?

Bonus

Wait there’s one more

Suprisetwins

๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Jugaad

Another example of the great Indian jugaad ๐Ÿ˜‰ Some people may be worried but the baby looks snug as a bug doesnt it?

Anxiety

But I get worried when I dont have anything to worry about ๐Ÿ˜‰

TC

So stop worrying and start living – take care of yourself. Need inspiration? Scroll down

Age

Oh well not easy as it looks of course…

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Hope you found something that you enjoyedย โ€“ none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

Have a super week and donโ€™t forget to have some fun as well ๐Ÿ™‚

And do let me know your favorite โ€“ or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

 

Just 4 Fun # 61

Today has been one long long day and it is just Monday – I am no mood for jokes or any sort of fun ๐Ÿ˜ฆ And I found the right sorta company – the anti-joke chicken. Exactly what I was looking for – seriously.

Anti-joke Chicken

Exactly ๐Ÿ˜€ So got it? Okay this one is easy – no cheating huh

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Obviously!laughinglaughing

Anti-Joke Chicken

I got this one!

 

ANTI JOKE CHICKEN... My favorite.

Pretty obvious eh ๐Ÿ˜€

Ohhh Anti Joke Chicken.

This is cheating! surprisesurprisesurprise

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True that day dreamingday dreamingday dreaming

I saved the best one (my favorite) for the last – a news article that I read earlier this week. Okay I dont understand much of football but imagine this scene – two teams are playing and no goal is scored in the first 120 minutes.

Pretty frustrating right?

But natural to want to find a scapegoat, somebody to blame…

Who would you blame?

Coach Guardilo blamed the football.

It is too light… moves all over the place, it is not a good ball.”

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Hope you found something that you enjoyedย โ€“ none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

Have a super week and donโ€™t forget to have some fun as well ๐Ÿ™‚

And do let me know your favorite โ€“ or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.