A new week begins and time for some fun with puns ๐
Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May!
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!
A: I better not tell you, it might spread!Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: Music Teacher: What’s your favorite musical instrument?
A: Kid: The lunch bell!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Youโre pointless!
Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A Barbercue!
Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal
A: A cereal killer!
Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina!
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble!
Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?
A: The dock!
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid!
Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted!
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut!
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!
Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they’re all in High School!
Q: Why was the maths book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!
Looking forward to that time – not to follow Harold’s footsteps but to cook up more (and better) stories ๐
For some more fun, hop over to Rekhaโs blogย 
Hope you found something that you enjoyedย โ none of which are mine by the way. I received all of them as forwards/shares and am just keeping the fun going.
Have a super week and donโt forget to have some fun as well 
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