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Short on inspiration and high on distancing dare I believe we are still together 😛

Ergo – let us all go ego-less 😀

Too much gyan kya? Let’s see what I else I can find…

Did you do that? Not me – I was a very good girl!

Not me… at least not then. But have been in similar situations while going into the boss’ room 😀

Yes! I will admit to this – you?

Heheh

I have to confess, the cat is cuter! Moving on

Flexibility is key to survival.

Hmm I hope he didnt really die for then she would have had the last laugh – just kidding 😀

What’s your excuse? Mine is that it’s all those sweets I have been just drooling about 😉

Seriously!

Extremely seriously!!!!

So how many you identify with Aunty Acid? Oh that reminds of a joke where this guy was moaning to his friend, “I dont think my wife is ever going to die. She has nothing but clothes, she wouldnt be caught dead in.”

That’s all folks – have a great week and as usual none of this brilliant stuff is mine, I am just trying to keep the laughter going 🙂

Just 4 Fun #86

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Well that’s an optimist speaking – if you speak to a pessimist, guess what he or she would say?

“Cheer up! The worst is yet to come” 😉

Moving on here are some wonderful definitions:-

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Which one is your favorite? Mine is the Nurse one 😀

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My question is why did he purchase one in the first place? Similarly I’m pretty sure he went after her in the first place… 😀

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Moral of the story: Be careful of what you ask for you may get it 😀

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I wonder where these cards are available….

I recently received a forwarded message on Workplace rules for a happy life credited to WHO. Although I couldn’t find it on their page I thought the suggestions were pretty neat and worth sharing

1. Trust no one but respect everyone.

2. What happens in office, remains office. Never take office gossip home and vice versa.

3. Enter office on time, leave on time. Your desktop is not helping to improve your health.

4. Never make Relationships in the work place. It will always backfire.

5. Expect nothing. If somebody helps, feel thankful. If not, you will learn to know things on your own.

6. Never rush for a position. If you get promoted, congrats. If not, it doesn’t matter. You will always be remembered for your knowledge and politeness, not for your designation.

7. Never run behind office stuff. You have better things to do in life.

8. Avoid taking everything on your ego. Your salary matters. You are being paid. Use your assets to get happiness.

9. It doesn’t matter how people treat you. Be humble. You are not everyone’s cup of tea.

10. In the end nothing matters except family, friends, home, and Inner peace.

Actually, if you ask me, nothing matters except inner peace – so at the next Miss World/Universe contest let the winner be the one who wishes for inner peace instead of world peace 😀

To receive good luck and happiness always, just share your joy and inner peace

Happy Living and wish you all a wonderful week. Please note that none of this stuff is mine, I am just keeping the fun going 🙂

As You Like It

For this week’s Sunday Trees I have a really bindaas one 😀

Covered

from top to toe

They cry foul

As they do

when uncovered

turn

a deaf ear to

the unpleasable world

take a leaf

from me

dance

to your song

as you like

however

you like

Just 4 Fun #84

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Don’t forget to pack it no matter where you go and even more importantly keep it handy – like your mobile.

Chained

Hmm not exactly what I was trying to portray, anyway

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Yeah this is more like it 😀

Err how about an ice cream or two?

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This one was too good to pass up 😀

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Very creative dont you think? I just wish I had known about this a week ago – while attending a one week intensive workshop on how to save the world. Or something like that 😉

Before I sign off with these pearls collected from the internet and forwarded messages (i.e. none of these are mine) here’s a notice which may be of interest to at least some of you 😉

SUMMER CAMP FOR MEN

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!

Summer camp

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of these contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1

How to fill ice-cube trays and why to fill water bottles before putting them back in the fridge.

Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2

Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.

Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 3

Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Open forum.

Topic 4

Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.

Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 5

Real men ask for directions when lost.

Real-life testimonials.

Topic 6

Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while SHE drives?

Driving simulation.

Topic 7

Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.

Topic 8

How to be the ideal shopping companion.

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 9

How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and informing when you’re going to be late.

Admissions are open.

Which one do you think is most important or any that may have been missed?

Oh wait! One final tip…

Just 4 Fun #83

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Warm bright colors of spring and the coming summer season 😀 And today I bring some minion (among other) fun – for some strange reason (and much to my frustration) I have been unable to access Pinterest from my home internet. But today since I am traveling things are better and here are a few of my favorites. Hope you enjoy 🙂

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Hhahah aint that true 😀

Today 20 Best Minion Quotes

It does work and even better if you work out along with it. Trust me!

Rackarungar: DIY

Ins’t that right? Now she not only has to keep track of her glass slippers, the kitchen cinders but his socks too! Ahh well such is life.

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Fellow nillionaires raise your hands!

And I am frequently surprised 😀

Bored not hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........

But it’s not shutting up. I really am starving and I need to go on a diet. Any suggestions?

Great idea. 🙂 Thanks……hey!!!!!

BEST LIFE QUOTES If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun

So true and the worse part is I just got to know it! So many rules to break and so little time…

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I am not particularly fond of cocktails so perhaps the laptop and wifi?

Minions

Now I know!

Today 20 Best Minion Quotes

Unless I have been sitting for too long then even they dont fit – yeah I am at that age.

I could go on and on but I am sure you have loads to do – have a wonderful week! And as usual none of this stuff is mine and is all borrowed from the internet.

Do let me now your favorite one!

Just 4 Fun # 81

And the heat, and dust and pollen 😉 Sorry have been reeling under a bout of allergic rhinitis. Oh well this too shall pass – especially if we have some fun right?

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Let’s start with a couple of more amazing works of art that are gravity defying. Well almost.

IMG-20180308-WA0056 I can’t help but wonder what is supporting which. Err is that correct English?

IMG-20180308-WA0059 No wonder they say a lot can happen over coffee 😉

Time for a quick puzzle.Go on this is a easy one – no fancy tricks.

This one reminds me of a joke I had read long ago in the Reader’s Digest. A couple have a fight, arguing shouting, the works followed by silence. You know the drill right? 😉 Anyway after a couple of days, the husband comes up to the wife and says “Have seen my grey shirt?”

She is furious. “What? How dare you?”

Poor guy is completely clueless. “What?”

She snorted. “Dont tell me you didnt notice we arent talking and here you come cool as cucumber asking about your damn shirt!”

“Oh!” He exclaimed. “I thought we were getting along.”

We had a lovely restful long weekend – did you? 😉

I just loved this one!

Anything to remain interesting 😀

I guess it is time for me to go! Have a wonderful week and do let me know if you solve the puzzle and even if you dont. 😉

As usual none of this stuff is mine – all borrowed from all over the world wide web 😀

Just 4 Fun # 80

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Why wait for a new day? Every moment is a chance to change your life 🙂 So what do I have for you this week? Hmm let me see. How about some aphorisms?

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.

1. I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble….but shouldn’t that be an even number?

2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

3. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That’s common sense leaving your body

5. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that!

6. I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

7. Money talks … but all mine ever says is good-bye.

8. You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see.

9. If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

10. Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

So which one is your favorite? I think mine is about love and that tingly feeling 😀 Anyway moving on, some amazing art works

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Just look at the detailing and how gravity defying they seem to be

IMG-20180308-WA0052 Are they even touching?

IMG-20180308-WA0053 We do this all the time – defy overwhelming forces, break free of suffocating pressures and wear a smile to office but how are these inanimate sculptures doing it?

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This one is my favorite and I can identify with it too – half the time I am elsewhere. What about you?

Love

Not difficult to imagine at all right? Although the gender could be as per your choice 😉

phonepocket I think she got a bit confused as to put what where 😀

Sharp

So how sharp are you? 😉

TOTD

Just like I don’t working out because that means I will have to give up on my blogging time. Any tips on how to manage both?

That’s it from me this week and as usual everything is borrowed stuff – hope you enjoyed. Do let me know your favorite. Thanks.

Just 4 Fun # 66

First Monday of the last month of the year! Whew how swiftly the year has flown – thanks to all the fun stuff right 😉

Okay so let’s see what all can I do for a better today…

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