Just 4 Fun # 66

First Monday of the last month of the year! Whew how swiftly the year has flown – thanks to all the fun stuff right 😉

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Okay so let’s see what all can I do for a better today…

Cooking

Exactly! Well I guess not just me, many others would be heaving a sigh of relief 😀

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See what I mean? But then again

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Hmm that’s a bit of a friendly (even if unwanted) advice….

Image result for cooking jokes images                                               That’s how I cook 😉

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Actually I think this when I look at the the mouth watering delicious photos of the finished product. But jokes apart

 

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Oh well I gotta go to the kitchen – a person’s got to eat right?

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Okay that’s it from me this week people – have a super week 🙂

Hope you found something that you enjoyed – none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

And do let me know your favorite – or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

Just 4 Fun # 64

I am late for fun this week. Not my fault – I was all set but then this happened:-

Fly

Err well not exactly but I was very nearly stranded at the airport but for some good karma 😀

As you may have guessed I have been traveling and came across the most wonderful contraption

Book

Isn’t that cool? Actually I feel like this with my kindle reader – carry my entire library wherever I go. Dreams do come true! Anyway I am back and happy to report that the smog situation is much much better. Although you wouldnt think it to look at this couple

IMG-20171109-WA0004Is this an example of one man’s poison another man’s kiss? Because without the smog they wouldn’t have been able to snog so freely 😀

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Hehehe 😀

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Hmmm

😀 😀

Okay that’s it from me this week people – have a super week.

Hope you found something that you enjoyed – none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

And do let me know your favorite – or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

Call me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Helpline Number

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Photo (c) J Hardy Carroll

The Helpline Number

Words 102

It was dark when she let herself into her new apartment. Switching on the lights she gazed around delightedly.

The room was exactly as she had left it. The upturned heels, the dupatta* trailing on the floor, a half-opened book, the banana peel.

She was truly free of that obnoxious odious nitpicking man!

Humming, she threw open the windows.

Neither a ‘garbage dump’ nor a ‘pigsty’ she thought as she put out the trash.

A gush of wind slammed the door shut.

Locked out without her phone!

 Sweat broke out on her brow.

She couldn’t recollect any phone number.

Except for his.

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*dupatta: a long scarf usually of cotton or silk.

PS: Would you like to know what happened next? Click here 😉

Written for the Friday Fictioneers – a story in 100 words or less. Thanks to Rochelle for hosting the challenge and J Hardy Carroll for the photo prompt. To read the other stories inspired by this prompt click here.

Thanks for reading 🙂

Just 4 Fun # 62

Gmorn

Isn’t that a beautiful painting? Couldn’t resist sharing. Good morning or good evening wherever you may be – welcome to another new week 🙂

Bio

Strange isn’t it? How about some more multiplication and division 😉

Copy Paste

Cute aren’t they?

Bonus

Wait there’s one more

Suprisetwins

😀 😀

Jugaad

Another example of the great Indian jugaad 😉 Some people may be worried but the baby looks snug as a bug doesnt it?

Anxiety

But I get worried when I dont have anything to worry about 😉

TC

So stop worrying and start living – take care of yourself. Need inspiration? Scroll down

Age

Oh well not easy as it looks of course…

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Hope you found something that you enjoyed – none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

Have a super week and don’t forget to have some fun as well 🙂

And do let me know your favorite – or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

 

Just 4 Fun # 61

Today has been one long long day and it is just Monday – I am no mood for jokes or any sort of fun 😦 And I found the right sorta company – the anti-joke chicken. Exactly what I was looking for – seriously.

Anti-joke Chicken

Exactly 😀 So got it? Okay this one is easy – no cheating huh

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Obviously!laughinglaughing

Anti-Joke Chicken

I got this one!

 

ANTI JOKE CHICKEN... My favorite.

Pretty obvious eh 😀

Ohhh Anti Joke Chicken.

This is cheating! surprisesurprisesurprise

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True that day dreamingday dreamingday dreaming

I saved the best one (my favorite) for the last – a news article that I read earlier this week. Okay I dont understand much of football but imagine this scene – two teams are playing and no goal is scored in the first 120 minutes.

Pretty frustrating right?

But natural to want to find a scapegoat, somebody to blame…

Who would you blame?

Coach Guardilo blamed the football.

It is too light… moves all over the place, it is not a good ball.”

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Hope you found something that you enjoyed – none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.

Have a super week and don’t forget to have some fun as well 🙂

And do let me know your favorite – or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.

 

 

 

The Gullible Groom

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Photo (c) Sandra Crook

The Gullible Groom

Words 99

“It is customary to bring prospective grooms here to pay obeisance.” She said.

He folded his hands and bowed.

“The tree has supernatural powers.” Her voice dropped to a whisper. “She turns evil grooms turn into stones.”

“Really?” He snorted.

“That stone on the far right? That’s my last suitor.”

“Nonsense.”

“Ask Granny about that stone in the middle. He had his eyes on her property.”

“You’re pulling my leg.”

“When Radha’s husband demanded dowry, she brought him here.” She pointed.

He shivered.

“Why are you worried?” she snuggled up to him.

He vanished.

Another fool after her millions she snickered.

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I have two submissions this to week’s Friday Fictioneer’s – sorry I couldn’t resist 🙂 The other one is here but they aren’t interlinked.

Written for Friday Fictioneers – a story in 100 words or less. Thanks to Rochelle for hosting the challenge and Sandra Crook for the beautiful photo. To read the other stories inspired by this prompt click here.

Thanks for reading 🙂

Do Photos Count?

“What are you doing Nani?”

“I am measuring the rice for cooking.”

“Why do you ritualistically put in some extra rice grains and then put back some in the container?”

“Traditionally we cook a little extra for an unexpected guest and make sure to keep some for tomorrow.”

“As if that tiny bit will help!” I scoffed. “Superstitious nonsense.”

“No harm done…”

“My cook’s son lost his job. There’s an opening for a driver but she refused.”

“Why?”

“The astrologer advised against it.”

I scrolled down for the Friday Fictioneer photo.

 Damn. Where could I spot a flying crow at night?

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Words 101

 

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Photo (c) Douglas M. Macllroy

Note: For the uninitiated, myna birds are very powerful and accurate fore-tellers.

  • One for sorrow (which can be dispelled if you spot a flying crow)
  • Flying one for success
  • Two for joy
  • Three for letter
  • Four for boy
  • Five for gift

I have no idea where this originated from but it is 100 % true especially the one for sorrow. Although I’m not sure if photos count 😉 Psst just in case you can’t find a flying crow, make a circle with your forefinger and thumb and cut (open it) with something (thrice!). 😀

Well I confessed mine 😛 What’s yours?

Written for the Friday Fictioneers – a story in 100 words or less. Thanks to Rochelle for hosting it and Douglas M Macllroy for the photo prompt. To read the other stories inspired by this prompt, click here.