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Just 4 Fun #87

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Now if only i could learn to be silent…but then again half my troubles would have been non-existent if i had spoken up in the first place. Darn it! To speak or not to speak is the question – any answers?

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I beg to differ I am neither old nor restless I just young and senseless. What about you? 😀

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Questions questions and no answers. Hmm well on second thoughts it could be a typo after all s and d are right next to each other on the keyboard 😛

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Mother’s day has just come and gone and this was a lovely piece as were a couple of others

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But my personal favorite was this one

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which just goes on and on and on 😀

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Hahahave a wonderful week and just want to stress none of this stuff is mine and I am just keeping the fun going – Cheers

Just 4 Fun #86

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Well that’s an optimist speaking – if you speak to a pessimist, guess what he or she would say?

“Cheer up! The worst is yet to come” 😉

Moving on here are some wonderful definitions:-

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Which one is your favorite? Mine is the Nurse one 😀

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My question is why did he purchase one in the first place? Similarly I’m pretty sure he went after her in the first place… 😀

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Moral of the story: Be careful of what you ask for you may get it 😀

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I wonder where these cards are available….

I recently received a forwarded message on Workplace rules for a happy life credited to WHO. Although I couldn’t find it on their page I thought the suggestions were pretty neat and worth sharing

1. Trust no one but respect everyone.

2. What happens in office, remains office. Never take office gossip home and vice versa.

3. Enter office on time, leave on time. Your desktop is not helping to improve your health.

4. Never make Relationships in the work place. It will always backfire.

5. Expect nothing. If somebody helps, feel thankful. If not, you will learn to know things on your own.

6. Never rush for a position. If you get promoted, congrats. If not, it doesn’t matter. You will always be remembered for your knowledge and politeness, not for your designation.

7. Never run behind office stuff. You have better things to do in life.

8. Avoid taking everything on your ego. Your salary matters. You are being paid. Use your assets to get happiness.

9. It doesn’t matter how people treat you. Be humble. You are not everyone’s cup of tea.

10. In the end nothing matters except family, friends, home, and Inner peace.

Actually, if you ask me, nothing matters except inner peace – so at the next Miss World/Universe contest let the winner be the one who wishes for inner peace instead of world peace 😀

To receive good luck and happiness always, just share your joy and inner peace

Happy Living and wish you all a wonderful week. Please note that none of this stuff is mine, I am just keeping the fun going 🙂

Just 4 Fun #85

I am a bit late with my weekly fun post – been having too much on my own 😀

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A lovely message don’t you think? Let’s see what else I have for you this week but I have to confess my personal resources are dwindling. You think people are less into whatsapping than before? Or their quota is drying up? No way – actually most forwards these days are videos and I don’t even have time to see them all!

A reality I’m afraid and there was one very entertaining video about a guy whose phone battery dies and he initiates a conversation with a lady about her teen and turns out she is his wife and the boy his son 😉

WAblind But I can’t help wondering can they see the screen in such bright sunshine?

Heights of internet addiction…..

At a funeral in church:

A visitor: What’s the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead.

Visitor: All small letters?

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Err by swiping from left to right or right to left as the case may be 😀

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All batteries in the pocket 😀 Thankfully they didnt ask about the power cable 😉

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How many of you know what that brown thing is? Go on, dont be shy, raise your hands and type it out – bindaas 😀

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A couple of more works of anti-gravity art works

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Super cool eh?

Ending today’s belated offering with a couple of quick jokes.

I went to a restaurant. It was full; no place to sit…

I took out my mobile, placed it to my ear and said loudly – “Bhabhi come fast, he’s here with someone else…”

Sixteen couples ran away…

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BBC organized (maybe BBC did or did not – just dont hang the messenger!) a contest where contestants were challenged to write something such that

Feelings of *suspense, curiosity, apprehension, peace, tranquility, anger, violence, anxiety, pleasantness and happiness* are expressed in one short sentence.

The winning entry:

*My wife is not talking*

Umm works just as well with the spouse reversed dont you think?

That’s all folks! Do let me know your favorite and thank you for visiting. And as usual none of this stuff is mine, I’m just keeping the fun going 🙂

Just 4 Fun #84

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Don’t forget to pack it no matter where you go and even more importantly keep it handy – like your mobile.

Chained

Hmm not exactly what I was trying to portray, anyway

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Yeah this is more like it 😀

Err how about an ice cream or two?

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This one was too good to pass up 😀

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Very creative dont you think? I just wish I had known about this a week ago – while attending a one week intensive workshop on how to save the world. Or something like that 😉

Before I sign off with these pearls collected from the internet and forwarded messages (i.e. none of these are mine) here’s a notice which may be of interest to at least some of you 😉

SUMMER CAMP FOR MEN

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!

Summer camp

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of these contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1

How to fill ice-cube trays and why to fill water bottles before putting them back in the fridge.

Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2

Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.

Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 3

Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Open forum.

Topic 4

Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.

Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 5

Real men ask for directions when lost.

Real-life testimonials.

Topic 6

Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while SHE drives?

Driving simulation.

Topic 7

Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.

Topic 8

How to be the ideal shopping companion.

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 9

How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and informing when you’re going to be late.

Admissions are open.

Which one do you think is most important or any that may have been missed?

Oh wait! One final tip…

Just 4 Fun # 82

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Let’s begin with some general knowledge Q & A. Don’t worry it is the world’s easiest quiz 😉

1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI’s first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Jotted down your answers? Great! Now match them with the answers at the end of the post.

Well how much do you respect her? 😉

After a medical exam and considering my age, my tendency to falter and trip, the doctor advised me to install a bar in the bathroom for support. Taking no chances I had one installed promptly

Hic hic 😀

Err do you? 😉

As a child, Dennis the Menace was my favorite cartoon character 😀 Then I graduated to Calvin and Asterix. What about you?

This one is the best of the lot, isn’t it? Time for answers to the world’s easiest quiz

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? : 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? : Eucador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? : Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? : November

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? : Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? : Dogs

7) What was King George VI’s first name? : Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? : Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? : New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? : Orange (of course!)

Well how many did you get correctly? Do let us know. Thanks for visiting and as usual none of this stuff is mine but borrowed from all friends and family who shared it.

Just 4 Fun #77

And while moving ahead we often miss how far we have come

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Isn’t that right? In fact despite our bodies aging our hearts and minds go on a retrograde journey

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And even then some people don’t quite learn do they?

Truth

So now that I have your attention and seeing how interested all of you are in getting the grey cells to work here’s a little something to keep you busy 😉

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Do let me know when you solve it 😀

Donkey

Ever since then I’ve stopped working hard!

Bed

And adopted laziness as my top priority – err well not that I needed much persuasion.

Ring

Too close to truth isn’t it? I wonder if things would change if women started handing out rings and proposing to men? What do you think? Well I think there’s love. Love what’s that you ask? I have no answers my friend – though Winnie the Pooh does

Winnie the Pooh and Piglet Quote Wall Watercolor Painting Art Print - Nursery Baby Boy GIrl Room Decor Gift - FondNest by Jamie Schapper

Funny how the simplest of things escape us – like this one

❤Never Fear the Shadows... there's a light shining somewhere!️

Oh well much as I would love to sit here and hunt out more fun stuff the fact is I have work to do.

This is my hope when I go into my son's territory

I tried several times – but no such luck. It was till there when I woke up several hours later. So since it can’t be put off any longer, this is it for this week. See you with more fun next week and wish you all a wonderful Holi.

Be colorful always.

A disclaimer as always none of this stuff is mine but borrowed from the internet and text forwards.

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