Today has been one long long day and it is just Monday – I am no mood for jokes or any sort of fun π¦ And I found the right sorta company – the anti-joke chicken. Exactly what I was looking for – seriously.
Exactly π So got it? Okay this one is easy – no cheating huh
Obviously!
I got this one!
Pretty obvious eh π
This is cheating!
True that
I saved the best one (my favorite) for the last – a news article that I read earlier this week. Okay I dont understand much of football but imagine this scene – two teams are playing and no goal is scored in the first 120 minutes.
Pretty frustrating right?
But natural to want to find a scapegoat, somebody to blame…
Who would you blame?
Coach Guardilo blamed the football.
“It is too light… moves all over the place, it is not a good ball.”
Honestly
Hope you found something that you enjoyedΒ β none of which are mine by the way. I found them on the internet and am just keeping the fun going.
Have a super week and donβt forget to have some fun as well π
And do let me know your favorite β or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.
I like this anti-joke chicken guy π he’s so not funny ππ
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This was my first chicken encounter of the meme kindπ
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I liked that cheating jokes… I lied about wheels lolπ
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Thank you for the Monday laugh, Dahlia!
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Glad you enjoyed Amyπ
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It’s Monday and see what! I had a fantastic day. Do you believe me π
Nice fun post.
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Sure i believe youπ€
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The football story is true thoug. Balls can be difficult to manage and control and maneauver if they are too light.
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Ahh but then they went on to win the matchπ
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I liked those jokes… Especially, I lied about wheels. πππ
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I loved all as they were so witty outsmarted me in all waysβ¦good ones Dhalia!
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oh this is really good and I have been there too.
For example, one June while my Aunt was visiting (with many others) – everyone was grumpy and it was just kinda the mood. Well one comment I made still makes us laugh as we look back.
We were having dinner and my aunt was trying to assuage some of her crabbiness – “Oooo – I love this spaghetti sauce, what kind is it.”
my answer:
“Red.”
lol
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π That must have cracked everyone up!
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well not really – and I feel so bad because I try not to be crabby – and I have made it up to them – but they were crabby too – lol
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I liked the football one. Many times they have nothing to say but everyone expects some comment so they come up with stupidest comments. It is very common in all the sports.
What can I say about the anti-joke chicken? !!! I am as confused as the monkey.
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This anti-joke chicken has the same attitude as someone I know…he would comment on something keeping a poker face and then the rest of us look at each other to make sure it was something to laugh about or notπ
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πππππ I needed a good laugh. Thanks, D! πππ
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My pleaure π
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