Just 4 Fun #15

Monday is here and so is some fun 🙂

Actually I think it should be less than half – what do you think. Though not necessary that it’s always women who talk twice as much – why do you think I have taken to writing? 😀

What’s your take?

The following are paraprosdokians. A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous:

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me very attractive.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’m great at multitasking, I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep. [ edited ;)]

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Money is the root of all wealth.

Which one is your favorite? 😀

Over the week, I tend to get a lot of jokes and life philosophies as shares. Some are too good to pass up. Here I share those that appealed to me or tickled my funny bone. Hope you like them too. Please note none of this is stuff is mine – I am just keeping the fun going!

If you too have something worth sharing do leave your link in the comment box or create a pingback to this post.

Have a great week ahead and don’t forget to have some fun too.