Hello folks! It’s fun time again but first a bit of gyan π
Now that we have that sorted, how about some pearls of wisdom from students π
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Clearly the student is itching for a fight π
Anyway, I heard docs are beginning to lay down conditions for patients?
Could very well be true, psst so many times I too didn’t go to the doctor because I know just as much as he/she does π
Sometimes the best way to get everybody on the same page at home is to switch off the wifi π Almost magically one by one the heads poke out of their cubbyholes…Ah well I am not complaining – I would probably be the first one out π
Anyway, care to go for a drive? In the original SUV?
Well, what do you think? Okay one more for the road – my personal favorite π
Amazing isn’t it?
Hope you found something that you enjoyedΒ β none of which are mine by the way. I received all of them as forwards/shares and am just keeping the fun going.
Have a super week and donβt forget to have some fun as well π
And do let me know your favorite β or better still post your own and leave me a link I will be along in just a bit.
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